Stone wash
Back in the kitchen for some serious DIY: get an old pair of jeans or a denim skirt, a toothbrush and a bucket full of bleach. Splash around a few drops here and there, or do some serious bleach showering for an all over stone wash texture. No it's not tacky , not cheap, it's just tongue in cheek fashion.
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